Ramblings of a Crazed Fool

As you can see, this is how i got that stoned look. I mean, what do you expect from a game addict that has just been on games since he was Pri. 1? I'm multi-tasking with the PS 2 and the computer at the same time. I just want to game all day long. I pity the fool who would be my roommate (if i ever find one).

Speaking of addicts, I'm also the guy who's been sniffing white powder in camp. "Jia bei hun" is what my superiors call me sometimes. They say that I take so much white powder that my complexion is really fair, and it doesn't help when I don't sleep well and get eye bags at the same time. Did i say this before?

On the same note, I realised that I forget much, too fast, too soon. Maybe its because i play too many games (I read an article that mentions that computer games incurrs memory loss). I just hope people can forgive me for forgetting stuff. I try hard to remember ok! Thats why I take photos to remember stuff.

Like when I watched The Day After Tomorrow with these guys:

ThatAngel (Daniel) &

AzureBull (Jarrod aka Gay Boy (But noone calls him that in his face anymore))

I practically go out with them every week! Its probably because we're part of the same Azure Clan. We've known each other all the way back in SJI, when we still had at least 15 people in the clan, talking much crap and having much fun at the local LAN shops playing games for 6hrs straight. You would think that friends from different classes wouldn't last that long but for me, I'm actually closer to ThatAngel's class than to mine. Sometimes they even let me crash their class gatherings.

ThatAngel is the clan leader and he's just the funniest guy ever. There's so much clever crap in his conversations that I often almost suffocate while trying to talk and laugh at the same time. The only other connection we share was that our moms were friends once but thats about it. And that he remembered that I swam in my underwear too. Funny I don't remember that.

The Day After Tomorrow is just the typical American made natural disaster show. Much special effects, much pandamonia, much less focused storyline, which is based on multiple characters. I can safey say that Dennis Quade is THE guy for these kind of films. I really should have spent my money on Shrek 2. BTW, if you don't know any good movies to watch, or if you're looking for trailers to watch, get down to http://www.apple.com/trailers/ asap. Good stuff on the way include the flashy Cronicles of Riddick, King Arthur, Alexander, I,Robot, The Incredibles, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Spider-man 2, Alien vs Predator, Mean Girls, Girl Next Door... OMG! There are so many new movies in store, I don't think there's enough room for old movies. O_o There's even a movie featuring Garfield (which I think really sucks IMO) and Around the world in 80 days (starring Jackie Chan)

Man, I really want to slack off the next week. Lets see: I mean, come on, its my last week, I've handed over all my responsibilities to the next unlucky bastard with no overdue work whatsoever and I really need to study for the upcoming SATs. So far, these are all personal reasons but with or without me, the office in my camp works well enough. I need some advice here.

*Takes deep breath*. Ok. Its really bugging me, all this moral and ethical conflicts I have with my IC. I was asking him why I was chosen to go to suntec this sunday while he has like 15 people to choose from.

My point is, I'm going off in a week's time, all my all my responsibilities is passed over to the next unlucky bastard with no overdue work in sight. Thus I have no obligation. So I'm practically disassociating myself with the office and do not see the need for me to be there in the 1st place. Plus, its my last week being in that damned place. So I have the choice to slack around (As in, don't do any work at all in the office and instead just find a corner and do my own stuff) the whole of last week or continue to work in the office where I'm practically just sitting there doing jackshit most of the time.

He, on the other hand, says that I haven't been doing work around the office and that he feels that I've been slacking off so much so that he has to throw these kind of things to me so that everyone would be doing an equal share of the workload. He says that I, being a clerk and an NSF and as a responsible individual, should fulfill my responsibilities and take pride in my work and stop slacking my butt off and contribute, even if it were my last week. Even if work does not concern me and that NS is just a temporal phase in life, "responsibility" that is given to me as a clerk should be honoured and that its just bad attitude not doing good work that is given to anyone. He says that if I continue with my actions, he'd just pile more responsibilites on me and that he'd also find ways to screw me (not in a hostile kind of way but more in the way that it was the only natural thing to do because I slack off).

Should I care less? Should I even bother? Is he right? I mean, its just NS and it does not concern me if I do anything at all because in the end, I don't think it'd affect me nor the organization which i work for at all. Ah, Choices. I really need input...

Something's wrong with my webpage. I can see it the problem on other comps but not on mine... I wonder why I can't see the problem here on my computer. sheeeeeeeet.

Update: I'd be in SunTec for the whole of Sunday instead. I hope I get to see some women after such long hours in camp. In front of carefour.

Can the SAF be worse than this? I shrudder to imagine what would become of me when I ORD. They aren't letting me slack off before i post out the week after! Next week and this week's pretty busy for me.

Update: I have fixed it. Score one for the computer illiterate one.

"I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don’t like star wars
You say rolls I say royce
You say God give me a choice
You say lord I say christ
I don’t believe in peter pan
Frankenstein or superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they’ll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go"

Thats probably the best description of what I want now. Try guessing. Its more like rebellion and wanting to do what I want to do. Isn't that what choice is about? To just ride my bicycle. Too bad its stolen.

Thanx to my dad and my camp mates and the people I met this weekend. I am enlightened.
All day long I bitch and whine about the evils of camp and the mundane passing of time and the boredom i feel everyday. I guess that I just didn't see the finer things in life, that I was too caught up complaining like the normal singaporean and forgot that there are better times to complain. Especially when you're older and have grandchildren. Now, all I'm game for are the tests and exams that will give me the ability to go and become the independent individual that I was set out to be! yay! Here's some important dates that I'd need to remember:

SAT I - 5 Jun 2004
Final Theory Test (driving) - 9 Jun 2004
Posting out of the hell hole I'm in - 7 Jun 2004
ORD - 15 Aug 2005

Hopefully I'd actually be applying to some universities once i'm done with this load of crap.

BTW, I'm going to be at suntec city next Saturday for the 17th MINDEF Pride Day Exibition thingy, 1030 - 1530. What a waste of another weekend!! If you want to point and laugh at me in uniform, feel free to drop by. I don't really want to go but i guess i don't have a choice.

Speaking of memories, I went out with

From the right: The Nut(Thats me), The Queen(Victoria) and the-person-who-has-no-name-whatsoever(michelle)

How in the world does one keep in contact with just tution mates is a real mystery to me. But through this i found out that my memory is really bad and that I can't really think straight. Made me really stupendified. I'm sorry if I've been bad company but you must realise that I just came out of camp. Army is a really good excuse.

Now for some weekly crazies:


This Guy Is Insane. He wants to sell some memory. Can someone help him? He needs it to restore himself as a normal person.

Do you remember the homemade stun gun that i mentioned in the previous post? Here's An Innovative way to be protected from rape. All the world has to offer.

WHAT?! ONE WEEK HAS PASSED?! I'M BOOKING IN TONIGHT?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST 168HRS?

oh well. I'm a game addict afterall. I guess i can just blame it all on NS on making my brain dead. Or was it that my brain was never alive for these 19yrs in the first place?

WHAT?! ONE WEEK HAS PASSED?! I'M BOOKING IN TONIGHT?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST 168HRS?

Someone please remind me to look up on This site on social engineering? It I guess social engineering is just another name for lying, cheating and being sly. Here's a better use for it.

Last but not least, let me end this with A HOMEMADE STUNGUN.

WHAT?! ONE WEEK HAS PASSED?! I'M BOOKING IN TONIGHT?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST 168HRS?

I realised. I can't really summarise my weekends. They are just too mundane. It'd be like:

'Okie. Todays and yesterdays I woke up and i did the same things EXACTLY the same way like lasts weeks. So... yay. One more mundane and useless post.'

O_o

So, instead, take a look at the linked blogs on the left portion. I actually update them from time to time. Oh yeah and they update bythemselves too.

Other than that, here's some badger and banana madness. I hope you guys loved the ones on GI Joe.

http://webpages.charter.net/redemption/banana/

http://www.transbuddha.com/osaka/osakaphone.html


You Touch My Tralala! I got 150 for this one. I guess thats cuz I don't really practice much.

Oh, I got a camera! *dances with joy*
And I took out my right wisdom teeth! Means I have 1 week MC!
I took some pics!



As you can see, the stitches are still there... I wonder what would happen if I used my tongue to try to play some tunes on those strings...

Well, thats it for last week. I hope I actually do something constructive like watch the O.C. this week.

Sick today.
Just when someone wants to push guard duty on Yours Truly. Hah.

I'm going to have my molars removed. They are growing sideways and its troublesome getting food particles out of them after every meal. I'm scared but i guess its ok since i'm going to milk some day offs from this endevour.

I went to watch "Blood Brothers" (or Jiang Hu) today. Too bad it is only a pathetic clone of Infernal Affairs(Wu Jian Dao). Sure, it has the backing of mega stars like Jacky Cheung and Andy Lau and Edison Chen but it lacks the mystery and suspense of Infernal Affairs. The story line is straight foward and direct... too much for what it wants to potray.

"Zatoichi" was what I watched on Friday. Man, I don't even know why I want to watch that show. The thought of watching this typical samurai flick by "Beat" Takeshi was bugging me ever since my friend told me in camp of the show's synopsis. Its like watching "Stomp" and "Kill Bill" (although it was Kill Bill that stole the cinematography from Jap films) and Jap comedy all together. You wouldn't believe how good it was until you've seen it. Its all worth the $8.50.

And I rewatched Kill Bill Vol. 1 on Saturday. Movie Marathon spread over the weekend. Anyone up for Kill Bill Vol.2?

Anyways, this might just be interesting enough to be published in the straits times. Just maybe.

Just something I did a couple of weeks back with a scanner.