Ramblings of a Crazed Fool

The Weirdest Dubbing I've ever seen:
http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=video

I've carefully seen all of them and these are just the best:

MEEMEEEMEEEMEEEMEEP

Who Wants a Body Massage?

GET OFF MY ICE!!!

FIRE?!

SHIT.

UH...

DID you see a PURSE?

I Just want to ride my motocycle

WTH!

Reunion

GAY!

Secret.


When you have the time, watch the rest!!! Its hella funny.

-> Oh my how time flies. Today's range session was good. I was supposed to be doing sentry duty for the whole day but it was cut short cuz the rest of the instructors appearently wanted to go home also so they wasted all the rounds and sent the trainees back to camp early, resulting in an unintentional halfday. Hooray for me. And day offs. Which I will have on Thursday night and friday. I'm freeeeeeeeee (you know what that means :P) (or not)

->> I applied for SAT I again. I'm really pissed that I did not get me a good score when I took the damn test the first time after the Os. 1240 is like crap. Universities in America (good ones la) need like 1600+++extra credit lor. And i'm not even talking about the Ivy League ones. Ok, so i exxagerrate. But good scores are needed and i'm going to get some. I hope...

Speaking about tests, basic driving test is up for me this Thursday! w00t for me~

->>> I recently have a notebook on the things I want to do when I book out or when I have access to the internet. Finally, I get to organise my life for the very first time of my life. I guess all the seriousness sets in when studies and the future is involved and when you realise you're all on your own after university studies. I really freaks me out but I guess the only way is to be prepared. Very prepared.

->>>> I notice that guys nowadays are usually reduced to whimps. Thats right. Just take a good look:





I blame women. Look what you have done to men with all that Sensitive New Age Guy rubbish.

Sad ain't it.

"Every dog has its day"

I want my day.

Ever seen people take a small piece of object to sheild their heads from rain? Or try to use newspaper as an umbrella?!

What is wrong with these people!!!!

Don't they know that nothing would be accomplished by doing that? I wonder if they get extra cash just for the effort to keep themselves dry. Odd. Just like urges.

Camp life is still mundane. I can't wait to go for the course in June that allows me to be eligible to at least determine my vocation AND STAY OUT. Even if i don't get a good job for the rest of my NS (ONE YEAR and HALF LEFT!! W00T!) I'd really like to have the chance to book out every day.

Noone acknowledges me as someone who has knowledge of how my current workplace works. Some idiot thought he could claim some day off just by asking and was pissed at me interrupting his conversation to tell that moron that his cause was futile. I mean, sure I interrupted your conversation but it was out of good will. Well, Lao Jiaos know better! I have this mental image of myself looking like Ji4 Gong1. Minus the Fan. And the bad hygene.

I think I can safely say that I've been out of course longer that anyone has been. There's a warrant officer who tell's me that he has grown accustomed to me. Another keeps asking me why I am still around. Oh how I wish Time pasts faster towards June.

Or not.

Cause I'd get older. And have less time to do stuff.

But I'd be stuck in the present moment.

*Sigh* How contradictory.

I won't be around next sunday... Duty calls.

MORE DANCING!!

help.

The Japanese are crazy.
I just watched the live version of Salior Moon. Imagine a puppet cat and girls with wigs prancing around.
Grooooovy.

15 Rules for Rebuilding the World

This has to be the most interesting i've stumbled across. Look around and see if its true.

Ok. New funny stuff:

The Matrix Revolutions. Condensed.

Here is something I whipped up for people who havent seen the movie. I think they should read this insead of wasting their money.

Part One: The script is entirely comprised of questions.
------------

Trinity: Will he be ok?
Other Person: I dont know. Stay with him, ok?

Switch to neo in a subway

Neo:Where am I?
Little indian girl: Im cute arent I?
Neo: Whats going on?
Little indian girl: Time to go.
Neo: huh?

Audience: WTF?

Neo: Who are you?
Indian guy: This is my family.
Neo: Arent you a program?
Indian guy: Arent we all?

Audience: WTF?

Neo:Where am I?
Indian guy: You arent here or there.
Neo: Oh....... What?
Indian guy: The Trainman is coming.

Neo: ok.

Audience: WTF?

Enter trainman

Trainman: Im a pointless character who looks like a dirty bum but I can beat neo.

scene goes to sarif trinity and morpheus at oracle

Sarif: Hello.
Trinity: Why are we here?
Morpheus: Oracle why do you look different?
Oracle: I had to make a choice. Actally the old actress died and the directors decided to make some crazy excuse the isnt there at all and doesnt make sense to try and pass me off as something that does make sense.
Trinity: ok...but why are we here?
Morpheus: We must go.
Sarif: I will come for no reason.

Audience: WTF?

The go to the Marovingians bondage party

Girl getting her nipple twisted: Ow.
Sarif: This place is weird.
Maro:Vat do you vant?
Trinity: Neo
Maro: no.
Trinity: Yes.
Maro: ok.


Audience: WTF?

They go to the weird subway and get neo

Part Two: where the movie should have started
-------------

on the ship

Neo: Im awake.
Smith in guys body: me too
Captain: WTF happened.
Neo: stfu
Smith in guys body: I cant remember.

Audience: WTF?

Naobi:We need to get out of here.
Others:k

Neo: I gtg to machine city
Captain: No
Naiobi: yes
Captain: ok

neo and trinity go in other ship

Trinity: Oh nos! Its the smith guy!
Neo: ok
Smith Guy: I am in human form and ill kill you.

Audience: WTF?

Neo : no you wont
Smith guy: Ill blind you though
Neo : ok
neo gets blinded

Neo: Lets go
Trnity: ok.

they go to machine city

Part Three: Back at zion
--------------
General: we will die. GG us.
Council: ok. lets win.
General: ok

Kid: Im a kid.
Commander: I cant let you in my core, but your in.

Audience: WTF?

queue only good part of movie where people get brutally killed

Kid: I saved the day!

at machine city:

Trinity: I died
Neo: Noooooooo
Trinity: Im dead
Neo: but
Trinity: Im dying.
Neo: ok.

Audience: WTF?

Neo: I want peace.
Maching akira baby thing: no
Neo: yes
MABT: why?
Neo: because of smith
MABT: ok
Neo: i win.

Smith: Im a guy with many friends.
Neo: ok.
Smith: WTF I win.
Neo: gg noob you lose.
Smith: OMG WTF I WIN?
Neo: No.
Smith: Huh? Im not making sense dont hurt me!
Neo. I wont, but I still win by white light random power!

Audience:throws up

back at zion
Morpheus: yay! peace!
Naobi: My man.

General: No way, they are trixing us.

Kid: peace.
Everyone: yay!


Oracle: Hello
Architech: wtf is this scene about?
Oracle: its for stupid people who think this movie has some deeper meaning.
Little indian girl: im here too! BUT WHY! WHY AM I HERE! Hey look the sun.
Oracle: Good job little girl.
Architect: Im a machine

Audience: WTF? Gimmie my money back.

The Crappy End

FYI those who don't know the lingo:
FYI => For your Information
GG => Good Game; i.e. good bye.

CONFUSING QUIZ

That is the link for the week.

All my thoughts have been wasted on gaming 24hrs a day. yippie.

Wth.

Anyways if anyone is wondering, phlogger is blogging with your phone. On another note, I just can't get comments to work on the main blog so there. Confusion solved?

Time to dance!



OK, I just got back and here's more sheet:

Attack of the Giant Red Octopus... very long load but very nice movie.

RED OCTOPUS

Old sheet but good End of World

Erm, can't post now have to go church but here's a link to ease your suffering in this life.

Yeah right.

http://www.maladroit.com/chin2/

Watch chin 1, chin 2 then chin 3. With max sound. Stand proud as an asian.